Rape the Patriarchy

This blog is shutting down for good

Many of you probably guessed this was coming. I just can’t take the toxic environment on Tumblr anymore and want to spend more time on writing projects that aren’t completely insane. I would like to thank all the followers of this blog for their support and kind words over the last couple years. I hope someday Tumblr’s community isn’t completely retarded for your sakes. Cheers my friends

-The actual author of all this crap

actualthiefblind:

the-bigender-bee:

thatsnotthinprivilege:

e-brat:

oh my god if we are mutuals please tag pix of skinny/fit girls as body image tw please

my body is not a trigger.

sit down

Did I trigger you? Oops!

Don’t!

Tell!

People!

Which!

Triggers!

Are!

Valid!

And!

Which!

One’s!

Aren’t!!!

Ugh, I’m fucking triggered by images of skinny fat shaming fitspo internalized misogynists who aren’t dead

tfox8 asked: By the way, Mr. Un has only 35 functional nuclear warheads. The United States has over 2,000. Even my family in Thailand could take him down single handed. Great research!!!

I bet you read that in some KKKapitalist jizz rag “newspaper.” My source on the number of Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong Un’s mighty and fully functional nukes is the 100% factual Korean Central News Agency, SO YOU AND YOUR FUCKING KKKAPITALIST FAMILY CAN ENTER A BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BLEACH!1!1!11!

thagal:

it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all

This is why I use thinspo size traitors as toothpicks after my vegan fat and phantom fat nourishment

(via southern-feminism)

dotoastersdreamofelectricbagels asked: Where have you gone D2WCMA? The world needs you.

Ichiro here: I was on a booze cruise in the 45th Parallel

Chip here: Quads month brah. There was some intense jacking going down

Reblog if your icon is actually you.

Behold my mighty amoeba soul!!1!1

(Source: harrystylesdicksquad, via the-pietriarchy)

I escaped from a patriarchal death prison!

Regular readers of Gaia’s divine word may have noticed that my safe space had taken a lengthy hiatus. While lying man-animal fucktrucks may attribute this to my needing a break from the constant war against the patriarchy on Tumblr, the truth is far more insidious my Amazons: For the last couple weeks I’ve been the hostage of the patriarchy in a tiny cubical prison!!1!1 The whole affair began when I foolishly left my mobile safe space in my Prius while out purchasing batteries for my standard issue political lesbian vibrator. I was struck by the sudden urge to evacuate my bowels (it’s possible my quinoa was poisoned by carnist infiltrators), and rushed from my Prius to a port-a-womyn’s-excrement-producing-safe-stall. From when I  entered, I knew that there was man-animal fuckery afoot: My beautiful fat and phantom fat became wedged in the tiny space, leaving me unable to move and trapped. I took some solace from the fact that my beautiful fat and phantom fat were preventing any man-animals from breaking in and raping me, BUT THAT FUCKING FAT-SHAMING SHIT ROOM STILL HAD ME FUCKING TRAPPED!!1!! I WAS IN THERE FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS!!1!1 ONLY AFTER I DEPLETED 15 POUNDS OF MY PRECIOUS FAT AND GAIA KNOWS HOW MUCH PHANTOM FAT WAS I ABLE TO WIGGLE OUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!!1 ON TOP OF ALL THIS SHIT, THE FUCKING RAPIST POLICE OF THE FASCIST STATES OF AMERIKKKA TOWED MY FUCKING PRIUS!!1!! I’m sure this trap was deliberately planted by the patriarchy to interfere with my activism, so I must warn my Amazonian sisters: BEWARE! BEWARE THE FUCKING FAT SHAMING SO-CALLED “PORT-A-POTTYS!!!!11!!

certifiedcalibornapologist asked: Ugh, Maury is so full of shit. He's gotta know that paternity tests don't work properly on eight dimensional beings, right? That's just common sense.

Ichiro here: Either way, I’m not paying child support!

Anonymous asked: Are you 3 ever going to have children in the future?

Ichiro here: If you’re from the Maury show I still deny that the little bastard was my kitten